i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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