god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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