At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize