Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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