i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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