He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
is wine microwaveable?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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