I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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