i jhust puked up my retainher.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
