You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
wat bout pragnant strippers??
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I wear drunk well.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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