Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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