You made me cry and you don't even care
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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