i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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