I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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