so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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