i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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