I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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