It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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