She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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