small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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