And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
MIDGETS
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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