Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
A+ Viking dick
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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