woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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