Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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