Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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