just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
This baby is an asshole
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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