what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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