Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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