haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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