Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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