...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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