why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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