4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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