she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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