He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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