Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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