he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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