When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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