bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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