I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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