Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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