Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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