No, you can still breathe under the balls.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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