Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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