with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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