You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i may or may not be watching the land before time
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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