I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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