Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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