just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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