So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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