You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I need help removing her.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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