I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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