I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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