can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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