I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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