Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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